Big boobs. Small boobs. Natural boobs. Fake boobs. Boobs that engage in guy-on-girl sex. Boobs that engage in girl-on-girl sex. Boobs that engage in guy-on-girl-on-girl sex. Boobs acting like even bigger boobs.
Welcome to Cleavagefield, Jim Wynorksi’s… I mean Salvadore Ross’ found footage T&A softcore spoof of Cloverfield. The humor is sophomoric to say the least, and the jokes spoofing Cloverfield aren’t all that witty. This is a movie where military men are named General Mayhem, Corporal Punishment, and Private Lapdance. Take out all the sex and naked prancing for the camera, and this 75-minute movie would probably only be about 20 minutes long, yet still an undeniably superior Cloverfield knock-off than The Asylum’s Monster.
