Very sloppily directed and constructed, THE TOTAL FEMALE nonetheless has some nostalgia value for porn fans addicted to top-heavy females. Of all the filmmakers, the casting director is the only one earning full marks here.

It’s strictly a silent MOS shoot with dubbing, very poorly synched. In many scenes the cast’s mouths don’t even move when dialog magically is heard from them. But it’s a parade of beautiful, unidentified starlets that is the show’s raison d’etre.